Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.
I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.
by Wally L Richardson April 17, 2010
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.
by aussiemash April 07, 2010
A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
by Rick Santorum November 02, 2006
by allyourbaseball March 08, 2010
A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
by mister creepy February 02, 2011
Multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. One or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.
"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson
"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
by Phyuk Yu October 24, 2010
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