3 definitions by MCRT629
This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, ejaculating in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop individual spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.
Jenny: So, the guy I was with last night gave me the Denver Dippin Dots!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009
The Anaheim Shopping Cart is a variation of the doggy-style sex position. The man enters the girl from behind (vaginal or anal) while the girl puts her hands behind her back and interlocks her fingers. The man then grabs her hands/wrists and pulls back, simulating the handle of a shopping cart, whilst carrying out intercourse.
Jon: Hey, what did you and that girl do last night?
Mike: Well, she wouldn't do anything too freaky, but I gave her the Anaheim Shopping Cart
Mike: Well, she wouldn't do anything too freaky, but I gave her the Anaheim Shopping Cart
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009
While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.
Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009