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John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?
John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
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"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle"
a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
Egbert is awesome.
egbert by egbert67 August 19, 2010

John Egbert 

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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Egbert 

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
John Egbert by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018
Egnegt is a kid that looks smart at first but when you get to know him he becomes not just smart but funny, in his own way. He might be somewhat hypocritical and attractive (in his own way) but he is a great friend. He also a kool kid and that's just a fact.
Some1: This kid is pretty cool.
Another Some1: Cuz hes Egnegt brvh...
Egnegt by n.nsence March 11, 2020