Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
John Egbert, the firstcharacter introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
Egnegt is a kid that looks smart at first but when you get to know him he becomes not just smart but funny, in his own way. He might be somewhat hypocritical and attractive (in his own way) but he is a great friend. He also a kool kid and that's just a fact.