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John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?
John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
Egbert is awesome.
egbert by egbert67 August 19, 2010

John Egbert 

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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Egbert 

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
John Egbert by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

John Egbert 

A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
John Egbert by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017
The right testicle of a normal male. This name was created in 1779 when President George Washington thought it unfair that the "left nut" received so much attention.
"His egbert never descended."


"He bet his left nut, but ended up losing his egbert, too."
Egbert by Shanda L. Ear August 17, 2008