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John Egbert
Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022
John Egbert
John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
John Egbert by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018
John Egbert
A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
John Egbert by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017
Egbert
The right testicle of a normal male. This name was created in 1779 when President George Washington thought it unfair that the "left nut" received so much attention.
Egbert by Shanda L. Ear August 17, 2008