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Riley Edminston 

The fattest bitch ever.
She looks like a chipmubnk & weighs as much as a whale !
Riley Edminston by "fake bitch" October 8, 2008

Edmoncton 

A Canadian city located halfway between Edmonton and Moncton. It is unique in that it is the only city in the world that has never been inhabited by humans.
"Hey dude, let's go to Edmoncton."

"Dude, NO ONE has ever been to Edmoncton. So I think the roads are kinda bad."
Edmoncton by sully.d February 5, 2009

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

Mrs.Eddington 

Mrs.Eddington (Karen to her students) is the pride and joy of racist teachers. She won’t let the non white kids go to the bathroom and always yells be quiet at them. Many that know her might refer to her as Camel toe Karen.
“Bro Mrs.Eddington unnecessarily yelled be quiet at her students for 24 minutes straight. She pretty cute tho, that 80 year old cutie”

West Edmonton Mall 

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

Ermington 

A semi abysmal demi-god which has descended upon the civilization of Mongolia. He has achieved many goals through his multiple heads and toes, he also has 6 bobs and vegene as he assists his Indian counterpart which needs to see them nice juicy bobs and vegene.
Wow he is an Ermington, look at that glorious forehead.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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