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edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later
1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.
edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008
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Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive
Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .
Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018
a total sweetheart who can always make you smile
Edson is a cutie.
edson by thehex33 December 1, 2011

Edisons Medicine 

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.
Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.
To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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