Edcson 

A tall, handsome, athletic papasito. He’s a hot sugar daddy and a good pole dancer. Throws ass better than anyone else. Edcson always knows how to satisfy your needs. He’s the most stubborn man but very understanding and good in bed. He’s a big fat ass for food but it helps keep the ass fat. Despite being the stupidest man on Earth, his dreamy eyes will automatically have you fall in love. He’s a good mixture of intelligence and stupid. Expect a surprise from him every day whether it be a hot nude or an injury he got from being dumb asf but a good adventurer. He will always strive to be successful and always wants the best for you. He is so strong and trustworthy but no matter how protected he makes you feel, he will
Most likely not use protection when the time comes. Edcson is a huge car fan and is always sure to take you for the ride of your life. Dating him is like having your own person stripper, dad, and best friend all in one!!

“Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Edcson”

Edcson by Thicccy bunZ June 30, 2021

edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later

1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.

edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008

Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!

yo mama an edson crazy pants!

Edson Crazy Pants by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019

Edison 

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive

Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .

Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018

edson 

a total sweetheart who can always make you smile

Edson is a cutie.

edson by thehex33 December 1, 2011

Edisons Medicine 

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013