eckertt

jock with small penis and no sexual desire.

I hear his dick is small its okay though, he wont get any action hes a eckertt.

by Frank Jizz September 30, 2007

Eckert

A Legend. If you get to become friends with an Eckert you won’t regret it. Overall a great friend.

That guy over there is an Eckert.

by bec-2314 August 15, 2018

Eckerting

(v.) Throwing up out the passenger window of a car going down the highway, subsequently showering the victims in the back seat with a cyclone of liquor and stomach acid.

Guy1: We did good work last night. The bachelor got sick.
Guy2: Oh yea he did. He was Eckerting on us coming up highway 75.

by ltka44 June 21, 2013

Eckert

The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around.

That guy over there is Eckerting

by Jason Clevenger March 25, 2009

Eckertted

There was a moment during the Victorian Era when a young, who changed horseshoes for a living ended up in the witness box. This young man pleaded that he correctly re-installed the attendant's horseshoe, where it came lose resulting in 23,000 shillings worth of damages. This young man stalled in the witness booth and lied. A term for someone of such character is now reffered to by the phrase Eckertted

Oh no, I think he is going to eckert
I think he just Eckertted

by Barrister 1 July 26, 2021

eckett

An Eckett is someone who’s athletic and sporty, but is competitive and not a good sport.

“Him? He’s such and eckett.”

by Whoiskate August 31, 2021

Ella eckert

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Once you see through how much she farts and burps, she is always there for you.

Have you seen that girl? She’s such an ella eckert?

by Poopoo mcbuttnugget November 27, 2019