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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
Related Words
1. A broke ass sexual chocolate

2. To have an abnormally large physique, usually resulting in a lack of knowledge.

3. Hood rat ass mothafucker, usually descending from miami

4. Wesley Snipes black aka DARKNESS
Nigga check out this Ebanks lookin mothafucker
Ebanks by Tw2battle February 14, 2008
Someone who has a large penis. And is a party monster
ebastia is on that.
ebastia by swisher778 May 18, 2020
Enakshi basically means Eyes of Deer. So a person having this name means they have really pretty eyes.
U eyes are perfect example of Enakshi
Enakshi by Yoona0710 November 23, 2021
-Filipino slang, meaning to defecate (from the word 'evacuate')
Na-eebak na ko! (I want to shit already!)
ebak by kei_blue September 23, 2003
A huge mother fucker and he thinks he is amazingly hot but he actually looks like a domestic slug
He's as ugly as an Ebass
ebass by William bob jones November 19, 2016