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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
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ebaks by a net awesome & yeah November 30, 2011
A word to describe a monkey's behaviour.
That monkey is Ebakar
Ebakar by kignk September 8, 2020
(verb)

To embrace chaos and volatility as a lifestyle choice.

To reject a boring and safe path and chase a dream, whatever the risks.

Originates from the "chaos and soul" philosophy of the games studio Ebaka Games.
“Fuck it, I’m going Ebaka and move to Vegas. Rather crash and burn at the roulette table than rot in this office for another year.”
Ebaka by Ebaka Dog January 23, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026