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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
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Poop. But not just any poop. The most ridiculously smelly and WET poop you will ever encounter in your existence.
Patty Hereds made an ebaks. I think my nose fell off.
ebaks by a net awesome & yeah November 30, 2011
A word to describe a monkey's behaviour.
That monkey is Ebakar
Ebakar by kignk September 8, 2020
(verb)

To embrace chaos and volatility as a lifestyle choice.

To reject a boring and safe path and chase a dream, whatever the risks.

Originates from the "chaos and soul" philosophy of the games studio Ebaka Games.
ā€œFuck it, I’m going Ebaka and move to Vegas. Rather crash and burn at the roulette table than rot in this office for another year.ā€
Ebaka by Ebaka Dog January 23, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026