eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

eat poop by I am John Doe April 22, 2019

Eat Poop and Die Strat 

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.

He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.

Eat Poop and Die Strat by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021

national eat poop day 

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

national eat poop day by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)

Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

I eat poop for a living by I eat dog chocolate July 28, 2021

I eat poop 69 

A random retard that's obsessed with urban dictionary and hates pokimane lol

I eat poop 69 is an urban dictionary user that hates pokimane and is very active

I eat poop 69 by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Eat my poop 

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

Eat my poop by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy 

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021