eat meat
eat meat by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008
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Eat meat loaf
To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.
That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.
Eat meat loaf by Bean of Doom June 28, 2011
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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Eat your meat
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Eat your meat by Nukes.io February 15, 2020
Eat the meat
Eat the meat by J.oxlong April 13, 2021
eat his meat
Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.
eat his meat by denali January 8, 2005
eat the meat off the toilet seat
when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
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