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easter pumpkin 

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Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
easter pumpkin by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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cheater cheater pumpkin eater 

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it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

pumpkin eater 

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Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this
Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins
pumpkin eater by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

pumpkin eater 

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comes from an old nursery rhyme:
cheater cheater, pumpkin eater”
used to refer to those that cheat, and in more recent times, a person who cheats on their significant other
Halsey recently tweeted “Pumpkin eater” suggesting to her followers that her ex-boyfriend was cheater.
pumpkin eater by molmoney August 4, 2019

pumpkin eater 

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When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.
Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!

Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?

Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...
pumpkin eater by Mr.SoLDBuY May 25, 2016
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