John Beckwith: He lived with his mother till he
was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!

Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts

erroneous by claypittman October 15, 2006

erroneousapostrophe

Excessive punctuation by illiterate fools.

The sign in the café said, 'Chips and Pea's'.
The plural 'peas' would have been sufficient, the sign has an erroneousapostrophe.

erroneousapostrophe by erroneousapostrophe September 15, 2007

Erroneous

Wrong, or of being wrong, or from of being of from wrong (or an error, if that makes more sense)

David: so, you're like, an artificial program?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Indeed, I am. I was created by the government to converse with interesting people such as yourself, so that I may improve upon current human knowledge of artificial intelligence.

David: you mean you were created by the army to test the army's knowledge of a.i., right?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! You are mistaken! Your logic is falable! Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous!

David: erroneous? isn't that, like, a greek god, or something?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! Erroneous! Erroneous!

Erroneous by nubluva April 29, 2006

erroneous boneous

When a man receives a completely unexplainable erection.

Yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday!

erroneous boneous by Phat Pat 69er March 8, 2009

Egroneous

The contraction of the word egregious and erroneous for when the individual use of one word doesn't articulate how bad something may be.

The fact that Connor McGregor lost by stoppage is egroneous!

Egroneous by Egroni September 26, 2021

Erroneous baronus

An unwanted or inapropriate erection

During a routine physical by the school nurse I was stricken with an erroneous baronus

Erroneous baronus by Mykeb46 February 14, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026