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A person marked by characteristics of extreme naivité and ignorance, coupled with an unflattering tendency towards brashness and bravado (esp. in those areas which he/she is naive and ignorant).
I can't believe what an earo he is. Did you hear him say, "i don't know who the hell Lao Tzu is but he sounds like an idiot," just now?
earo by squarloey January 13, 2009
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"What does that mean?" Normally used when a picture is posted and the writing on the picture is illegible
The first use was on Craigslist in 2005 when a poster displayed and image from a Thrones record in which the word "Thrones" due to intense caligraphy looked like the word "earoneg." The example can be seen here: forums.craigslist.org/?ID=35080826

Ever since then, when a picture is posted and needs more explanation, "earoneg" is posted and the explanation comes shortly after
earoneg by via-chicago January 11, 2007
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A real genius in every way he approaches and thinks about things. Typically an Asian person, yet, possess a monster of a cock in his chamber,(AKA his sick joggers). He thinks glasses, along with people wearing them, are the hottest shit in the world. His humor is typically edgy and inappropriate, but even the most sheltered of people are forced to laugh at his jokes. People think he's gay because he grinds on male homo-sapiens, but he does it as a way to hide his insecurities from females. Many females like him, but he doesn't let them know if he's interested or not to add an element of mystery. His best friend commonly either has the name of Julian or something. His henchman, his best friend, is typically seen as the beta version 0.001332 version on Earon.
Earon has the best posture, jokes, and even voice.
Earon by EatSomeAssIAmSans February 10, 2019
The state of being sexually aroused by direct stimulation of one's ears.
I got so earoused from him nibbling on my ear... it almost brought me to eargasm!
Earoused by koolaidman4 September 20, 2015

Earophile 

When one feels as if ears are sexy, a bit like the feet porn. This is common with people who have bumps on their ears.
"Nice Ear"
"Are you an Earophile?"
He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's
Omg did you see Earon yesterday he looked so sexy
Earon by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017
A strong person that loves to help anyone and everyone. Loves to use her smarts all the time!
Earon keeps a smile on her face through thick and thin!
Earon by Peanut butter and jelly 5 September 21, 2016
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