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Earpel Tunnel 

Similar to carpel tunnel, where your wrists get sore from lots of typing; earpel tunnel is syndrome where your earlobes get sore from wearing a headset.
Dude, I was doing chatroullette for hours. I've got some awful earpel tunnel now.
Earpel Tunnel by aworminanapple April 29, 2010

Earole Inz 

The most handsome, cheerful, caring, coolest, talented, helpful, hilarious, strong, romantic, cute, loving, caring, goofy, understandable, sorrowful boy you’ll ever meet. That's why im lucky to have him. -Angel V.
His name is Earole Inz.
Earole Inz by anjeru November 24, 2021

earolexia 

the disease in which the human ear oozes blood like a major waterfall.
my ear has major earolexia.
earolexia by vanhey May 20, 2008
Eariel is elegant and classy. She is an awesome friend, coming along rich with love. Eariel is incredibly smart with a set of enchanting eyes. She can also be a little crazy but, is genuine in all of her actions. Effortlessly beautiful and unique. There is no one like her.
Eariel has completed the course.
Eariel by EJay29 November 23, 2021

earrelevant 

What you heard doesn't matter.
To protect yourself legally, it's good to either "get it in writing" or at least record verbal conversations that involve whatever contract/agreement you need to hold the other person to; otherwise, what was said is earrelevant in a court of law.
earrelevant by QuacksO December 25, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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