earolexia 

the disease in which the human ear oozes blood like a major waterfall.

my ear has major earolexia.

earolexia by vanhey May 20, 2008

emolexia 

you can't read emo stuff, see emo stuff, or comprehend emo things, people, or pictures. it happens to alot of people that are really happy all the time. sometimes emophobes get this.

Bob: did you see george cutting himself in history class today?
Dave: what? no. i think I have emolexia.
Bob: oh. that sucks.

emolexia by mikegotta January 19, 2007

eurolexicon

The ever-shrinking inventory of available terminology a European-American can properly utilize without possibly offending anybody. Recently removed terms include "nappy", "etymology", "exonerated", and "irrefutable evidence."

Thanks a lot, Imus, now I have to find a new term in my eurolexicon to describe hippies' matted and unkempt hair.

eurolexicon by The Angry Monk December 24, 2008