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early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

Earlswood 

Someone who hacks, has smelly feet... but is still trash at video games
Oh my god! You are such an Earlswood. You fluff head
Earlswood by SuperCoolGamer69 December 28, 2020

Earlwood 

Is a suburb in the inner west surrounded by wogs mainly greeks who sit at frappe and euro bar and smoke. There are also some rich people there.
George: hey you wanna go to earlwood oval
Christopher: where the hell is earlwood
Earlwood by yewhshdiuehgi September 3, 2018

Earlswood 

A lovely part of England with a a beautiful variety of countryside. The people that live here are known to be lads and lasses that are very rich. Example of people: Joel Sowton, Ryan O'Donovan.
Joel: Alright, wanna go Redhill?
Ryan: Nahh its a shite hole lets stay in Earlswood.
Earlswood by Steven Griffin February 21, 2013

Earlswood 

Is a ginger with curly hair and needs to give oliver a raise
Is that an earlswood
Earlswood by Earlswood November 16, 2021

Earlswood 

A Ginger who streams on twitch and loses his mind.
Earlswood deserves this!
Earlswood by AnonymousGifter June 30, 2023