eargarette 

A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert.

While smoking eargarettes:
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?

eargarette by Big Buckin Chicken September 1, 2008

eargarrete 

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

eargarrete by Bob882 August 27, 2005

margarette 

Margarette means that you are smoking hot and very sexy. you are very strong and very smart. If you have a girlfriend called Margarette you are very very lucky to have her.

Your Mate: Hey look at that sexy lady there, looks better than your girlfriend!

You: Oh must be Margarette

margarette by smexy_pig November 30, 2011

Margarette 

Margarette is one of the nicest things walking on earth. Sometimes she is too nice so people take advantage of her. She is easy to approach and her beauty attracts many people. Margarette is your perfect straight A student & has many friends. There isn't a day without someone complimenting her, although she doesn't see the beauty other people do, she never accepts the compliments but returns it back with kind words. She is a bundle of energetic joy and she's most likely seen as cute because of the way she acts and looks! Margarette is the type of friend to make sure everyone is ready before going on a trip, sometimes she's the baby of the group and everyone treats her like one.

If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.

Margarette: A being who can hug your heart.

When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"

Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."

Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"

When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."

How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"

Margarette by user79593267739 November 24, 2021

Margarette 

She is outgoing and popular and has a ton of friends. She is great at connecting with people on an emotional level. Before you are memorized by her charming personality, though, you will be dazzled by her beauty. She is gorgeous and every guy who's not gay or blind is hot for her. You must be so lucky to know a Margarette in your life because she makes every little thing funny. She is an animal lover and is the proud owner of three fluffy kittens.

Jimmy: "woah, who is that chick strutting her stuff down the hall?"
Nick: "Man, it's Margarette, every guy in school fantasizes about her!"

Anthony: "I have to break up with you, I think I'm in love with Margarette."
Julia: "Is this a fuggin joke? This happened to all 3 of my ex-s, too!"

Margarette by theruthlessmiamipizzadog January 5, 2013

Mary Margarette 

Mary Margarette means elegance but at the same time femme fatale vibes, coolest and the most chillest vibe in the room can be intimidating but once you get to know very goofy and have a positive aura , captivating and alluring features , divine beauty,cute and hot at the same time and have one of the most unique unpredictable personality ,treats friends like a family. person you don't want to mess with,looks lovely but actually dangerous. Alexithymia hard to express emotions but very sweet&clingy once comfortable with people. excellent in bed, very creative,smart,clever and the most wisest person you'll ever meet. you may be luckiest person if you got noticed by a mary margarette.

i could die happy now Mary Margarette finally noticed me.

Mary Margarette by Imetoneofthemarymargarettes November 23, 2021

Margarette 

Margarette is an artistic girl, you would find her in the art class doing the best work, she's funny but sometimes a bit too moody, but of course she is kind and awesome, not one day you would get bored of her.

"OH! That's Margarette."
"woah, she looks so chilld and pretty."

Margarette by NotYourDoctor October 30, 2021