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exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.
In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.
exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.
Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"
tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
The art of idiocy. Like jujitsu, but instead of martial arts, you excel at being an idiot. Typically an insult.
My boss's eejitsu is strong.
eejitsu by homeowner February 1, 2013

Seal the Exits 

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.
Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"
Seal the Exits by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Exitstential 

One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">
The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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