eExits 

Websites or online stores are also known as eExits.

As I travel along the "Internet Highway" I will stop off at some of the many eExits or websites along the way to find the things that I need for our family.

eExits by Robert T. Westbrook October 3, 2007

exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

two exits, no waiting by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006

eejitsu 

The art of idiocy. Like jujitsu, but instead of martial arts, you excel at being an idiot. Typically an insult.

My boss's eejitsu is strong.

eejitsu by homeowner February 1, 2013

Seal the Exits 

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

Seal the Exits by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Exitstential 

One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">

The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.

Exitstential by herb pluribus unam May 22, 2016