eCritters

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One of my favorite sites on the internet. A close-knit online pet game, minus the annoying ads and mass-produced media of /some/ sites. -CoughNeopetscough- eCritters allows freedom of speech. The forums are by far the best part. You'll be listened to, if you have a decent point. Abbreviated 'eC'.

Oh, and I must warn you. If you love leet...it's not for you. X-x

eC is a hip and funkay site; I love it.

eCritters by QAS May 31, 2004

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Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

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crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

crispy critters by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

Crotch Critters by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

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Coochie Critters

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

Coochie Critters by L*A*V July 22, 2009

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Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

Cunt Critters by Nick427 October 11, 2009

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crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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