Critters 

Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!

Look at all those critters.

Critters by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019

Critters 

TOES!

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you

Critters by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018

critters 

1) Those ugly, scary 'things' from the movie.
2) Tiny creatures/animals.
3) Annoying little playgroup kiddies.

"Did you see that horror-like movie, The Critters?!"

"Those little critters are so sweet and furry."

"Those critters have stolen my bar of chocolate!"

critters by `tr4sh.Y February 20, 2004

critters 

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

critters by REL74 February 10, 2010

critters 

craps. dice game.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I saw people throwing dice, a.k.a. "critters"....FOOL!

critters by Dirt McGirt April 13, 2005

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

crispy critters by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017