e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.

p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.

e-Vangelist by Armthehobos April 9, 2008

Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.

You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

Linda Evangelista by Sashay Away July 9, 2020

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)

Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!

Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

Rust Evangelism 

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

Rust Evangelism by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.

Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

mac evangelist by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006

evangelitician 

An evangelitician is an ultra-conservative politician who works closely with, whose beliefs are greatly influenced by, or whose "base" includes the Christian evangelical movement. In the case of Rick Santorum, Tom DeLay and others, the meaning is especially ironic given that their political actions and personal relationships are often at odds with the ideals of evangelical Christianity.

Examples of evangeliticians are Rick Santorum, Tom DeLay, Bill Frist, Pat Buchanan, Sam Brownback, Conrad Burns.

evangelitician by Ross P November 8, 2006

TV Evangelism 

Scandal in the name of Jesus. See shit happens.

My aunt sent Billy Graham some money once, and after that, his harassment specialists pestered her for more money every month until she changed her number. She never did that again!

TV Evangelism by Downstrike September 13, 2004