gravity

1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.
1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.

2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.
by Armthehobos August 03, 2007
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Metal

A sub-genre of rock music. Notorious for being heavy (hence the name, heavy metal), dark, and often deep pitched. The bass and drums are often played in sync while the guitar plays the main rhythm with riffs, licks, and chords. Stereotypic metal is often associated with darkness, destruction, pain, and Satanism. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the music mommy and daddy warned you not to listen to.
The father of metal, Ozzy Osbourne, bit the head off of a bat during the song "Bark At The Moon". THAT is metal.
by Armthehobos July 12, 2007
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Twisted Metal

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.
Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.
by Armthehobos August 06, 2007
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e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.
p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.
by Armthehobos April 09, 2008
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Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia.
by Armthehobos June 10, 2007
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breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.
by Armthehobos July 13, 2007
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emo

Modern-day punk rock music genre. Emo music can be associated with any not-so-rebellious punk rock.
Not to be associated with any persons wearing tight pants, "cutting themselves", and boohooing about how much life sucks.
The people who claim to be emo are nothing more than emotional punk-rockers. Nuff said.
"Emo" kid: *cuts wrist* I'm so depressed. Life sucks.

Punk rocker: *spray paints on walls* Down with the establishment!

Emo is basically the evolved form of a punk rocker. Sad.
by Armthehobos August 03, 2007
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