e peenz

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

e-peen

e - meaning online
peen - short for penis

A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.

e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.

Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.

Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.

By saying that all those players are nubs, you are just flexing your e-peen.

by Graft January 5, 2008

e-peen

internet slang for ego, pride, or attitude in the virtual world. long standing net definition for the age old "bigger penis" arguement.

"SW III was nothing but a bunch of Lucas e-p33n."

"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."

by Morfus September 14, 2005

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009

Silent E-Peening

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant

Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"

by Beecels May 28, 2010

e-peen

Digital Penis

He posted his Mobile Legend score on Facebook to stroke his e-peen.

by chucky4896 May 31, 2018

E-Peen

(noun) A reference to male genitalia in the world of computer forums.

Bob- "Dood! I totally Pwn Joo!"
Dave "No man I totally Pwnd Joo!!!"
Sally "Would you guys stop flexing your E-peens?!"

by Alphajonny September 26, 2005