e peen
e peen by Big Chris M8 5983 June 6, 2019
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e-peen
e - meaning online
peen - short for penis
A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.
e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.
Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.
Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.
peen - short for penis
A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.
e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.
Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.
Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.
Related Words
e-peen • e-peen flexing • e-peen jousting • e peenz • Silent E-Peening • Epeener • epeening • epeen joust • stroke that epeen • e
e-peen
v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.
1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.
e-peen by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009
e-peen
e-peen by chucky4896 May 31, 2018
E-Peen
Bob- "Dood! I totally Pwn Joo!"
Dave "No man I totally Pwnd Joo!!!"
Sally "Would you guys stop flexing your E-peens?!"
Dave "No man I totally Pwnd Joo!!!"
Sally "Would you guys stop flexing your E-peens?!"
E-Peen by Alphajonny September 26, 2005
e-peen
a 1337-tard (aka computer ricer) uses to make up for their real peen lacking size by dropping rediculous amounts on video cards, and cpus that will be obsolete in 30 mins
1337-tard: ZOMG DUDE I JUST GOT A Geforce999999GTR with racing stripes with macho phallic shit on teh box, next week i'll get the MAD Mathlon 8675309+ sixty-nine and a turbo absolute zero cooler
me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
e-peen by You're the Dan now dawg! August 30, 2005
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