1 definition by You're the Dan now dawg!

a 1337-tard (aka computer ricer) uses to make up for their real peen lacking size by dropping rediculous amounts on video cards, and cpus that will be obsolete in 30 mins
1337-tard: ZOMG DUDE I JUST GOT A Geforce999999GTR with racing stripes with macho phallic shit on teh box, next week i'll get the MAD Mathlon 8675309+ sixty-nine and a turbo absolute zero cooler

me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
by You're the Dan now dawg! August 5, 2005
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