Destinesia 

When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

John ran down the stairs to the dry storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!

Destinesia by Antonie LaChappelle December 27, 2007

destinesia 

when you get to where you're going and forget why you went there

You get off the sofa, go into the kitchen and say "darn, I got destinesia, I forgot what I came in here for

destinesia by nickm47 October 28, 2005

destinesia 

A medical condition that happens when you walk into a room and forgot why you went there.

I can't remember why I'm here! I've got destinesia.

destinesia by Pamej February 28, 2009

destinesia 

the point where you are headed somewhere, and realize that you have forgotten where you are going, or if you do make it where you are going you have forgotten why you were going there

As Tom climbed in his vehicle he realized that destinesia had hit, as he could not remember where he was going.

destinesia by Yoto February 10, 2010

destinesia 

The act of spawning a new web browser window or tab and immediately forgetting where it is you were going to go, thus instilling a sense of panic as you know it was something very important you needed to do.

Similar to "GLB" (Getting Lost Behavior) or "cerebral originitis".

I'm staring at my home page again due to my destinesia, but can't bring myself to close the window.

destinesia by Rogi Ocnorb May 8, 2007

destinesia 

Logging into your e-mail account specifically to send an important message, then forgetting to send the message before you log out.

I had to send an e-mail letting my boss know that the meeting had been changed, but after I checked all my new messages my destinesia kicked in, and I logged out without sending the information to her.

destinesia by MamaKStL October 17, 2008

Retartive dyskenesia 

When a normal person acts like they are mentally incapable (retarted)

Come on bro let's go, now quit acting retarted. You have serious case of retartive dyskenesia.

Retartive dyskenesia by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023