The acronym for "Dude you're such a boner."

This is most commonly used in writing, via text message, chat, or posts.

A quick easy term used to let somebody know they're being lame or acting like a boner. Can also be used as a sarcastic greeting - hey what's up?

1) What up?
2) Just playing WOW, you?
3) DYSAB.

1) I'm not gonna make it to poker tonight bro, sorry.
2) DYSAB.

1) Yo, what is DYSAB???
2) Look it up on UD.
3) DYSAB.

1) DYSAB.
2) So is your mom.

DYSAB by WordMasterPhlex March 24, 2010

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dysanthrope

-noun:
one whose interactions with humankind result in personal physical and/emotional pain

Unlike a misanthrope, who simply hates people, the dysanthrope finds it painful to interact with others.

dysanthrope by dysanthropy January 1, 2010

Dysaniac

A person suffering from dysania who finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning even after a good night's sleep, no hangovers and no other medical conditions.

These people usually have enough energy once they get off the bed so they are absolutely not lazy.

Rho missed the 9am class today...again. What's wrong with her?
She's a dysaniac. She'll surely make the 5pm class.

Dysaniac by ea25 July 23, 2011

dysavow

when one or both parties has vowed, then either changes their mind

oh yeah, i heard they dysavowed, thats gotta suck

i bought this crappy thing, now i want to dysavow that purchase, no thanks you can keep it

maybe i shoukd think about it... nah just dysavow

dysavow by stranger than life January 21, 2007

Dysania

An underground adults-only thing at Disney World.

Hey baby. Hey listen, I got tickets to Dysania.

Dysania by Scikoop75 December 18, 2020

Dysania

the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning after a hangover

Dude I had so much Dysania this morning I slept in my beer and didnt even care.

Dysania by nutter butt February 11, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026