A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.
"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."
A dykester is an amalgamation of the dyke and hipster, and a cousin of the mod. Dykesters can be seen dressed mostly as male hipsters, with the occasional femme element, such as the 1920's bob. Dykesters clash with both hipsters (because hipsters are boring breeders and therefore heteronormative) and dykes (because dykes typically have poor taste in music and fashion). Dykesters are a tiny, exclusive, but burgeoning subculture that can be expected to enter the mainstream through its own reality show in the next year or two.
Dykester 1: "Did you see Dylan at the art opening last week? She was wearing *docs* with her hoodie and blazer. Docs are so...ugh."
Dykester 2: (smoking a cigar) "I think that's grounds for dismissal."
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.