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dykemaster 

1. a complete and utter bitch.

2. a raging lesbian; very manly and will beat the shit out of you and your dad.
1. Jeff - "Dude, the teacher gave me a failing grade for the year."
Anthony - "What a dykemaster."

2. Rosie O'Donnell is the fattest dykemaster in history.
dykemaster by 160113550 July 29, 2010

dykemaster 

Similar in insulting power, but opposite in gender of a cockmaster. A female (or male, whatever) who is a complete douchebag.
I can't believe that stupid dykemaster likes PBR.

Son of a dykemaster! I can't find my fucking wallet!
dykemaster by CruJones February 24, 2006
A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.
"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."
dykemaker by Adman12 September 12, 2005

dykemate 

A roomate who is also a lesbian woman.
Jacqueline's dykemate used her towel to wipe down the bathroom countertop.
dykemate by KendalNMarty April 23, 2009
A dykester is an amalgamation of the dyke and hipster, and a cousin of the mod. Dykesters can be seen dressed mostly as male hipsters, with the occasional femme element, such as the 1920's bob. Dykesters clash with both hipsters (because hipsters are boring breeders and therefore heteronormative) and dykes (because dykes typically have poor taste in music and fashion). Dykesters are a tiny, exclusive, but burgeoning subculture that can be expected to enter the mainstream through its own reality show in the next year or two.
Dykester 1: "Did you see Dylan at the art opening last week? She was wearing *docs* with her hoodie and blazer. Docs are so...ugh."
Dykester 2: (smoking a cigar) "I think that's grounds for dismissal."
dykester by augusta snogthrottle February 15, 2006

Domemaster 

n. dome-mass-tur,
A female who is particularly awesome at giving oral sex. A "master" if you will, at schlobbing the knob. Not probably the best head you have ever had, Thee best ever without a doubt. Perfect grip and stroke, the proper amount of teasing, properly minds the step children, and always swallows. will cause an ejaculation so great that the male counter-part may go into a short catatonic state or coma. A professional, that does not except pay and does not require recipricating the pleasure. She enjoys doing it simply because she knows she is goood.
Have you ever got head from Tiffany?

You should, because she is a domemaster.
Domemaster by iMAP February 4, 2010

demaster 

Lowering a video game’s quality so that it will run on older hardware.
I can’t wait to play Godfall on my base PS4. The demaster looks amazing with 1080p graphics, compressed textures, and the ray tracing runs off.
demaster by MrTrip182 June 12, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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