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Dyke Mike 

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
Dyke Mike by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

Dyke-Mike 

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.
That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.
Dyke-Mike by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

2 Mike Dyke

Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.
Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
2 Mike Dyke by turndown4chay December 28, 2015

mike and dyke 

opposite of fag hag

A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©

Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac
I cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. You are a total mike and dyke.
mike and dyke by Julian Jensen October 4, 2008

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke 

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!