3 definitions by turndown4chay

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a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.
by turndown4chay July 23, 2018
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Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.
Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
by turndown4chay October 29, 2015
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a person who only goes after bmx athletes. similar to puck slut and skate skank.
no she’s not into soccer players, she’s a bmx broad
by turndown4chay July 23, 2018
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