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dwafd by roger lorkins November 30, 2018
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Dwadus
A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.
Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.
Dwadus by Colonel Gobble Knob June 2, 2013
dwaddy
another word for god. also can be used in place of your lovers name in bed only after great sex. may also be used in place of a name of a pimp.
dwaddy by The Pants Man February 1, 2005
dwadizan
An insult. A fucking stupid dumb idiot. Someone that has no hope. They’re just an oaf lumbering around. Such a waste of a human being. We ALL know some dwadizans. I’m sure you can think of some specific examples now.
dwaddle
dwaddle by Pokey Askalot October 24, 2007
DWAF
Driving While Asian Female
Dwaddle
A cross between a waddle and cross country skiing. To be done on flat snowy land with down hill skiis.
Dwaddle by Pink Pansie April 21, 2010
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