dwafd

that was a fucking dubb

hey dwafd

dwafd by roger lorkins November 30, 2018

Dwadus 

A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.

Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.

Dwadus by Colonel Gobble Knob June 2, 2013

dwaddy 

another word for god. also can be used in place of your lovers name in bed only after great sex. may also be used in place of a name of a pimp.

oh dwaddy that was the best sex ever.

dwaddy by The Pants Man February 1, 2005

dwadizan 

An insult. A fucking stupid dumb idiot. Someone that has no hope. They’re just an oaf lumbering around. Such a waste of a human being. We ALL know some dwadizans. I’m sure you can think of some specific examples now.

1: Bro, Billy failed the math test! ahaha
2: Why are you surprised? Fucking dwadizan is so dumb!

Donald Trump is such a dwadizan!

dwadizan by vinny420 August 31, 2021

dwaddle 

to lean on an x-ray table while at work; to slack at work; Timothy's version of "dawdle"

Hey can you guys not dwaddle anymore and get some work done?

dwaddle by Pokey Askalot October 24, 2007

DWAF 

Driving While Asian Female

After watching Mrs. Lee drive her car at 5 miles per hour over a curb and into a bush, I was reminded yet again that DWAF needs be illegal.

DWAF by P Diddily September 28, 2009

Dwaddle 

A cross between a waddle and cross country skiing. To be done on flat snowy land with down hill skiis.

Dwaddle faster or we'll miss the ski lift.

Dwaddle by Pink Pansie April 21, 2010