dwaf

Dwaves are the worst enemies to the gnomes of the Gnomish Nation. They resemble orange gnomes with red eyes that know even less than gnomes and are even more destructive. They come from the mountainous mining fortress of Ksifnivek. The word came to be when someone I know who always mispronounces Rs tried to call me a dwarf.

"You are such a stupid dwaf!"
"Did you just call me a dwaaaaaaaaf?"

by Gnomish Nation April 12, 2005

dwaf

ben's version of the word dwarf. ben can't spell.

ben is a cross dressing dwaf

by Self November 23, 2004

dwaf

A rare species of dwarf that has evolved to be strongly against piracy. To put it simply, it's lost it's 'ARRRRRRRRRGH'. The dwaf has the same build as your average dwarf, however, they tend to be more docile and peaceful, unless disturbed for no reason at all by anything relating to pirates. The most common name of the dwaf species is Hamish.

The dwaf extremist killed many pirates as a result of their illegal behaviour.

by Dwaf_Man April 2, 2019

DWAF

Driving While Asian Female

After watching Mrs. Lee drive her car at 5 miles per hour over a curb and into a bush, I was reminded yet again that DWAF needs be illegal.

by P Diddily September 28, 2009

DWAF

Someone so short they're too short to be a dwarf.

Mark is a dwaf.

by Markisadwaf April 26, 2017

Dwaf

The battle cry of a warrior of small stature, also a hilarious misspelling of the word dwarf.

"DWAF!!!!" The dwarf cried as he ran into the war with his sword held high.

by Maddierach December 28, 2014