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dutchkin 

When you're getting a blow job and at the same time you fart and pull the covers over the person that is sucking your dick.
I gave Marybeth a stinky dutchkin last night.
dutchkin by Spedx16 January 26, 2009
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Dutchling 

Dutchling (plural Dutchlings) describes a person born in or possessing citizenship of the Netherlands who has not yet reached legal age (i.e., 0-18). The expression is created by a combination of the word "Dutch" and the derivational affix "-ling" as in "duckling".
Soon after birth, Dutchlings learn how to ride a bike and grow tulips.

On Koningsdag, the streets are full of Dutchlings attempting to purchase alcohol without the need to confirm their legal age.

Dutching the Vaughan 

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"
A credulous creationist ignorant of evolutionary theory who deals in logical fallacies and strawman arguments. A follower of Harun Haya, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort and other similar charlatans.
"To deny the truth of Creationism is to deny the Word of God Himself. If you don't accept God, you will be condemned to Hell to suffer for eternity."
No logic. No argument. No reason. No intelligence. Just bigotry and self-righteousness. I am a Ditchkin, the Bible tells me so.
Ditchkin by chiggler May 27, 2009

Dutching 

1] Getting stoned while receiving head.

2] Being a real player or pimp

3] Just chilling while enjoying some green and cheking out ladies.

4] Relating females and marijuahna with eachother.

5] Judging a female on her looks
1] Guy:"Ey girl, wanna get some Dutching going on?"
Girl: "Oh sure sexy, pass me one too after I'm done with you"

2] "Damn look at that dude Dutching with those hoes"

3] "Oh man, me and some friends were really Dutching it to the fullest yesterday at the club"

4] "Why are you Dutching, boy?"

5] "Nigga, why you Dutching me? Punkass!"
Dutching by Dutcher April 28, 2005

Dutching 

Acting like an asshole not in insulting way. Most dutch people act like an assholes. They don't want to insult you but just make fun.
Guy 1: He is acting like an asshole again.
Guy 2: Nah don't worry, he is just dutching.

Double Dutching 

Double dutch also means playing jump rope with two ropes and two people jumping simultaneously; this involves four people total: two jumping and two turning the ropes. During the very early years of hip-hop culture, double-dutch was an element of the culture, and young people, usually girls, would have double-dutch competitions at block parties. After hip-hop began moving towards the mainstream in the early 1980s, double-dutch fell out of favor as an element of hip-hop, although it remains popular with schoolchildren to this day.
Double Dutching was the ninth element of hip hop.

See also 9 elements of hip hop
Double Dutching by Jena4098 September 26, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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