Ditchkin

A credulous creationist ignorant of evolutionary theory who deals in logical fallacies and strawman arguments. A follower of Harun Haya, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort and other similar charlatans.

"To deny the truth of Creationism is to deny the Word of God Himself. If you don't accept God, you will be condemned to Hell to suffer for eternity."
No logic. No argument. No reason. No intelligence. Just bigotry and self-righteousness. I am a Ditchkin, the Bible tells me so.

Ditchkin by chiggler May 27, 2009

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.

“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”

dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Ditching 

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

Ditching by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Ditchfinders 

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.

"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."

Ditchfinders by FXnerd November 4, 2012

homie ditching 

the act of ditching your homie for another homie

Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.

homie ditching by draydayy January 30, 2010

Text Ditching 

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety

Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me

Text Ditching by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009

Ditching Chain 

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.

"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."

Ditching Chain by Bilox January 13, 2010