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Double-Dutch Butt-Puss 

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

DutchRutter 

While a man holds his own erect penis, somebody else works his arm. being almost as if they are jerking him off.
She didn't want to touch my penis, so she gave me a Dutchrutter.
DutchRutter by clyde074 December 17, 2008
Nickname given to Sasuke Uchiha of the manga/anime Naruto based on the shape of his hair.
Ugh, ANOTHER fanart of Duckbutt?

Are you going as Duckbutt this Con?
Duckbutt by Asdfghjkl;;;;;; November 8, 2010

Dutch Butt Disease 

Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).
Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.
Dutch Butt Disease by Mitch Gander January 19, 2005

duckbutter 

the sweat that accumulates under the nut sack. very very smelly
i dont believe my duckbutter is giving me swamp ass
duckbutter by James Carpenter March 20, 2003