dusseldorf 

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.

I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.

dusseldorf by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006

Dusseldorf 

A word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, Sometimes confused with a "Cleveland Steamer"

This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.

As an adjective: "Michael Jordan's shot was Dusseldorf."
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"

Dusseldorf by dusseldorfin4life June 24, 2010

Dusseldorf 

verb - A sexual act preformed with a midget and involving cake

noun - A town in Germany.

ex. Me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.

Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.

Dusseldorf by Ridgby March 2, 2011

dusseldorf 

A city place in Germany OR someone with a scrunched up face.

"That guy looks like a dusseldorf homo."

dusseldorf by kelleFmylyfe September 25, 2008

Dusseldorf Anal Beads 

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

Dusseldorf Anal Beads by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard 

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

Dusseldorf danke shoen 

The equivalent of a "San Diego thank you" while in Europe.

While vacationing in Germany, my girlfriend wanted to give me a "San Diego thank you" at the biergarten, but I suggested a "Dusseldorf danke shoen" would be more appropriate.

Dusseldorf danke shoen by Teeza biter July 13, 2018