Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.
The only area of Portland, Oregon where it's actually normal to be republican. Designer jeans adorn every ass cheek and Starbucks warms every hand. Here, every teenager is given the BMW, Audi, or Mercedes of his or her choice, and then they crash it when they're high/drunk. If you don't have a Dolce and Gabbana Razor, watch out!!