dumbledork

Name: dumbledork Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.

Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...

dumbledork by PappyDW June 29, 2007

Words you can keep

Dumbledork

A fuck up that rises to the wizarding level.

He bitched about his job on Facebook but forgot his boss was a friend. What a dumbledork!

Dumbledork by dagda825 December 29, 2015

dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

dumbledork by poniterd February 19, 2009

Dumbledork

a hot and sexy bearded big dick sex demon that tells great jokes and fucks

I can't wait to be railed by my dumbledork

Dumbledork by lizardldy August 25, 2023

Dumbledored'd

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by redeft April 25, 2008

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

Snape Kills Dumbledore by Chris337 October 16, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026