dumpfort

Level of comfortability while taking a dump

After straining on the toilet for 20 minutes Jennifer's dumpfort level ranked at a 3 out of 10.

Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.

"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."

by ThaExpertThalamus April 19, 2018

dumportunity

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)

Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

by La-Weeze La-Fer. July 6, 2011

dumbfortable

Dumb and therefore comfortable philosophically.

Another way of saying "ignorance is bliss"

"what do you believe in?"

"Nothing really, I'm rather dumbfortable"

by 666spook June 30, 2023

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005