dump stump 

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

dump stump by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Dump Stumped 

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

Dump Stumped by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

Dump Slump 

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

Dump Slump by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Dump slump 

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.

I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.

Dump slump by O.G. Dump Slump August 14, 2019

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

slump dump 

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

slump dump by colt405 April 4, 2015

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023