dumoss

Short for "Dumb Ass"
or used as clever or
obtuse slag.

As in,Mr. and or Mrs.Dumoss

Well Hello, Mr.Dumoss,come on in I've been expecting you.
Everything else has gone wrong today.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

dumass

An illiterate's version of dumb ass.

The dumb ass writes dumass for dumb ass.

by Alexandre Dumas July 16, 2008

dumassery

Full of dumbass
stupidity
not-so-smart decision

What is wrong with him?
Pure dumassery.

by angology October 27, 2013

dumass

This is how idiots spell dumbass.

It's dumbass, not dumass, dumbass.

by Balls 2 Heavy July 22, 2006

Dr. Dumass

Someone who is such a complete dumbass, that they should have a PhD in being retarded. Dumass is one letter short of Dumbass, which makes it funnier when they don't realize what you're talking about.

Dr. Dumass over there, pranked called her school from her home phone without using *67.

by Lee Baker November 7, 2006

dumass

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

See also dumnass
dum ass
dumn ass

(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumass, people wouldn't kick you.

by kyleisnotajew September 3, 2005

dumiss

a dumiss is a penis... i made it up in the summer when i was under the influence of drugs.

my dumiss is 10 inches long

by post mike December 12, 2008