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Dummard is a word that gets little praise, This word has defined Any Idiot Especially from the 70's..Who despite every effort to school them on the simplest things still.(Is too stupid to come in out of the rain.).And has spent the last 4 years in the 9th. Grade..the word dummard is The one word the idiots can actually define in there sleep...
This is one beautiful day,I'm so pumped to get on my bike and just escape..I hope that dummard can find his fuckin car keys this time,I wonder if his parents had any children who lived
dummard by Nick Danger Brother January 12, 2022
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Mike needs to go back to school or else he'll be a dumbard his whole life...
dumbard by Nikolai Varchenko March 31, 2008
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A combination of "dumb" and "retard". Very similar to "tard" and "f***tard" commonly in use today. The beauty of this term, however, is that it avoids slandering those who are truly mentally retarded and doesn't come across as being overly vulgar and offensive. Best used when someone has shown a momentary lack of intelligence and reasoning in offending you in some way.
Bob: "That guy just cut me off AND he's driving slower than me! Man, some people!"
Larry: "What a f***tard!"
Bob: "Well, maybe so if he did it on purpose. For now, I just think the guy's a dumtard."
Larry: "Suit yourself."
dumtard by GarthF December 16, 2005
A ridiculously idiotic person, to the point where you wish to distance yourself from them. (Note: only use this word if you want to mentally destroy your victim.)
John: Honestly I think the Jaguars are the best NFL team.

Tom: You literal dumbard
dumbard by UncannyRhino January 25, 2023

dumdarded 

dumb and retarded.....
are u that dumdarded....u need a damn example??
dumdarded by Baby D. October 5, 2004
When you give a summary that is at such a dumbed down level to an audience that either should know better or shouldn't even be privy to the information anyhow.
"Here's a dummary of what's involved in making this project happen."
dummary by bolax January 8, 2014

Dumtarded 

A horrible moment in time. Exhausting and not wanted.
My work has me doing the dumtarded shift again.
Dumtarded by Schmoovie May 9, 2018
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