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dumbpidity 

Dumbpidity is the act of being really fucking dumb and stupid.
If you asked me how Joe could possilby make that horrible decision I would say it was just pure dumbpidity.

Joe acts as though he has a PhD in dumbpidity.
dumbpidity by CuGirl March 10, 2011
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DumbBiden 

When you have to purchase an Electric or Hybrid vehicle due to an Imbecile ending energy independence
I sold my Ram for a Hybrid due to DumbBiden
DumbBiden by JLyleB July 12, 2022
Dumbido means someone who is dumb.
WOW DUMBIDO TO THE MAXIMUM.
Oh wow your dumbido.
dumbido by nosack March 30, 2007

Dumbfidence 

The god given talent that allows dumb people to lead a successful life through the confidence their stupidness provides.

It is most probable that this confidence comes from a complete lack of morals or social awareness, meaning someone with dumbfidence will never question their own actions or opinions. This provides them with the confidence to be a success (...a chicken or the egg scenario).

see also: Footballing Brain
1:
q) How the hell is Boris Johnson mayor of London?

a) he's got Dumbfidence

2:
q) How did someone like John Terry ever become England captain?

a) Dumbfidence
Dumbfidence by G8HAUS March 13, 2010
OMG greg is so fucking dumbpid !”
Dumbpid by MegaManSwiftyZ April 23, 2019

dumbdiddle 

Gets caught in the act of doing something sexually
He is going to dumbdiddle her in the courtyard
dumbdiddle by That Beef Guy February 25, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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