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dumbwiener 

1) A wiener that is dumb. ew!! or rather, e-e-ew!!!
2) An incredibly stupid person.
3) Another word for dumblick
4) Some wierd people that are not very liked. at all.
Stalker Arielle: HI! IM CREEPY AND I STALK PEOPLE AND WEAR THE SAME JACKET EVERY DAY!!
Other Aurielle: HAVE U EVA NOTITCHED?!?!?!
Liz: Dude. Arielle is a stalker fag wag.
Pan: And Aurielle is a dumbwiener.
dumbwiener by LizHater January 21, 2005

Dumbfidence 

The god given talent that allows dumb people to lead a successful life through the confidence their stupidness provides.

It is most probable that this confidence comes from a complete lack of morals or social awareness, meaning someone with dumbfidence will never question their own actions or opinions. This provides them with the confidence to be a success (...a chicken or the egg scenario).

see also: Footballing Brain
1:
q) How the hell is Boris Johnson mayor of London?

a) he's got Dumbfidence

2:
q) How did someone like John Terry ever become England captain?

a) Dumbfidence
Dumbfidence by G8HAUS March 13, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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