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A more emphatic synonym for "tom-foolery". The type of behavior that results in disruption, annoyance, loss, or destruction.

Hey shithead, if it hadn't been for all your dumb-fuckery we may have made it to the glory-hole on time to meet Ole' Blew.

dumb-fuckery by Doug Mesner June 16, 2004

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dumb fuckered out

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.

I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.

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dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.

The current President of the United States, George W. Bush.

dumb fucker by jesster79 February 11, 2005

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dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

dumb mother fucker by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019

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Derrick Talavera

“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez

Big Dumb Mother Fucker by dlcita February 9, 2019

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dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

dumb mother fucker by joe blow March 3, 2004

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Dumb dookie fucker

Someone who often makes things go wrong, or fucks shit up

Bro John almost got us all arrested, he’s such a Dumb Dookie Fucker.

Dumb dookie fucker by Timathan September 27, 2026

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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