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Dumb cunts

Any American who thinks that wearing a mask and closing burger joints during the coronavirus pandemic is a civil rights or political issue and protests about their "right" to make their own medical choices....whilst at the same time 66,000 people a day are being infected.
Bubba and friends: it's my right not to wear a mask if I don't want to...

Every normal person: you dumb cunts...
Dumb cunts by Basil the cat July 12, 2020
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dumb cunt by xVeil July 30, 2013

Dumb Cunt Syndrome 

A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
Dumb Cunt Syndrome by FusionSaint October 3, 2009

dumb cunt 

1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things
dumb cunt by bleepin September 29, 2003

Dumb Cunt 

An alcoholic beverage originating in the western Massachusetts hill town of Great Barrington. It consists of vodka, (typically Tito’s), cranberry juice, and just a splash of orange juice. May also be used as a term of endearment amongst close friends.
“ Bartender, I would like to order three Dumb Cunts for myself and these other two Dumb Cunts.”
Dumb Cunt by Bartender April 2, 2020

dumb cunt 

A person who makes basic errors and is easily confused or very gullible, and is usually a rescidivist in doing so.
1. "Wendell lost his new phone, again."

"What a dumb cunt"

2. "John Howard married Peter Costello and both will now share the Prime Ministership of Australia"

"Really?"

"You dumb cunt"
dumb cunt by Zinedine July 31, 2006

dumb cunt 

You
Me: You're a dumb cunt
dumb cunt by GreggsNE December 18, 2018
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