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dumb bitch disease 

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.
omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

Dumb bitch 

Dumb bitch by bouncethatass69 November 11, 2019

dumb bubble 

The demographic phenomenon of stupid, affluent rednecks having even dumber offspring. These offspring (dumb bubblers) represent a demographic cohort that is identified by the carnage they leave behind at the expense of others. Particularly prevalent during the summer and at beaches. Similar to Boomers except these dumb shits will run you over with a speed boat rather than steal your hedge fund.
Example 1
"I'm going swimming at the Pioneer Park beach."
"Be careful. Last week two people were prop-chopped by a dumb bubbler in a speed boat."

Example 2
All tramp-stamped young girls that look like Paris Hilton.

Example 3
All uber-tattooed young guys that look like The Nuge.
dumb bubble by BCFisher July 13, 2009

Dumb broad 

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.
"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"
Dumb broad by Lmsmm88 April 2, 2017

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.
Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast
Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018

Dumb Bitch December 

It’s a whole month dedicated to your dumbest friends.
Me: Hey kimi there’s a whole month dedicated to you
Kimi: Really?
Me: Yeah, it’s Dumb Bitch December